Over the past several days, quite a large number of think pieces have been written about Kanye West. Pretty much anyone with an Internet account has tried to analyze the rapper and his recent run of verbal diarrhea, highlighted last week by his claim that slavery was a "choice." You remember that remark, right? You remember how Kanye visited the TMZ newsroom and ranted about how African-Americans were held captive by white people for "
2016. What a year, right? It felt like every time we checked our phones we learned that something else had died: a beloved celebrity, American democracy, our will to carry on… Fortunately, this uniquely horrendous orbital period also gave us something to be grateful for: Yes, we’re talking about Bella Thorne bikini selfies. That is literally the only good thing to come out of the past 12 months, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to fill your head with mainstream media lies.
Wednesday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules answered most of our lingering questions about the Scandoval. We now know exactly when and where Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss first slept together, how strongly they felt about one another, and roughly what the hell they were thinking when they decided to ruin their lives. And as of today, we even know when they broke up.
The Michael Sam reality show has been indefinitely placed on hold. The former Missouri defensive end and SEC Defensive Player of the Year became the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL this month. A few days ago, he announced that he had signed on for a series with OWN that would chronicle his journey to making the team.
Nicki Minaj Twerking? Not exactly a first there, THGers. Nicki Minaj Twerking in a pool? Well now we’re talking! Clad in a bikini showcasing her booty-licious curves and enviable bandonkage, Nicki Twerked like a freak in that thing and caught it all on video. Bless her heart. There’s not a whole lot more too. If watching Nicki Minaj have feverish sex with chlorinated water doesn’t do it for you, we don’t honestly know what will.