Rachel Uchitel is making headlines again.  The good news? This has nothing to do with riding Tiger Woods. The bad news is that if Page Six Magazine has quoted her accurately, she is a terrible person. To sum up, she’s glad her fiance died because she’d be fat otherwise. Nice. Uchitel said the death of her former fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, who perished in the September 11, 2011 attacks, was meant to be.

Justin Bieber was NOT smoking pot behind the wheel this week, but he HAS split with Selena Gomez once again. So says a close especially close to the singer in response to the death of Chris Guerra, who was hit by a car on Tuesday night while pursuing Bieber. A friend of the late photographer says Guerra called him prior to his passing and said he saw Justin smoking up whole driving and was hoping to break that major story.

For those that haven’t been reading The Hollywood Gossip all week: what’s wrong with you?!?  Don’t you want a daily dose of the funniest, most up-to-date entertainment news stories on the Web? That being said, allow us to update you on the current running feature: Our staff somehow overlooked a series of Kim Kardashian nude photos from her December 2007 spread in Playboy.

Lindsay Lohan writhed around naked for No Tofu magazine. You’ve been warned. ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7tbTEoaalpKmsvLCwxqiqrKGgY7CwuY6voJ2dn6h8rbXNnaqasV2hvKmtzWalmqOVmXqnu9FmpahlpKSztnnMmp6aspmjsnA%3D

Lindsay Lohan recently posed for the German issue of GQ, and we have to admit, looks more or less attractive and even coherent in the first pics released. The weird thing? There’s no signs of her court-ordered ankle monitor – and we know she had it on because it was visible in the behind-the-scenes photos. Not that it matters, of course, and it’s hard to blame GQ for not wanting to distract its readers from an otherwise enticing set of Lindsay Lohan pictures.