Samantha Burke, baby mama of Jude Law‘s youngest daughter Sophia, has negotiated a cover deal with HELLO! magazine for the first peek at the couple’s 5-week-old love child. The 25-year-old Floridian was reportedly paid $300,000 for a photo shoot and interview. According to the cover headline, Burke tells the full amazing story of her affair with the actor.

You’d think after Khloe Kardashian’s recent experiences, the women in her family would be wary of dating NBA players. But the allure of ripped tall dudes who can actually come close to the Kard clan in terms of spending power must be too strong to resist, because Kendall Jenner is dating her second straight basketball player, and unlike her sisters, she’s sticking to household names.

The 137th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show has its top dog. Affenpinscher Banana Joe was named Best in Show Tuesday night! The furball bested six other finalists (and 2,721 entries total) for the title, including Old English Sheepdog Swagger, who was named the reserve best in show. It’s the first time the breed has won it all in Westminster’s storied history.

We’re just weeks away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and just as expected, the rumor mill has kicked into high gear, and the tabloid media is going all-in with some truly hilarious headlines. At this point, it’s like they’re just throwing darts at a list of old ledes and plugging Meghan’s name in like it’s Mad Libs.

Earlier this year, 90 Day Fiance fans followed along uncomfortably over the ugly mess of Molly Hopkins, Olivia, Kelly Brown, and Cynthia Decker. Molly and Cynthia, longtime besties, had an ugly falling out. Molly also broke up with Kelly — who allegedly “choke-slammed” Molly’s young adult daughter, Olivia. And how, authorities have arrested Olivia for something unrelated.