We really shouldn’t post this story under our “music” tag. But Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has released the official video for “Chic C’est La Vie,” the track she hopes will ratchet up her non-existent singing career. The Countess received help from from Real Housewives of New York castmates Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon, but couldn’t believe they were the only ones to volunteer.

And we thought Jennifer Aniston’s 2009 calendar poses were hot! As she promotes her Christmas movie, Marley & Me, Aniston has discovered the key to any worthwhile publicity tour: nudity. Only a necktie separates the actress’ fully nude body from GQ subscribers in the January 2009 issue of the magazine. See for yourself: Because no one will actually be opening this issue – why would you?

There are few mysteries in life as confounding as this one: Why does CVS issue ridiculously long receipts for every single purchase? Especially after claiming back in 2013 that it would stop doing so? We now have an answer: It has all been a build-up so that a man named Jeremy Schneider could dress as a 12-foot long CVS receipt for Halloween and win the holiday forever.

Lorenzo Lamas once starred on The Bold and the Beautiful. If the following story is true, that’s nothing compared to the soap opera that played out in his real life. Star says the actor left his fourth wife, Playboy model Shauna Sand, when he discovered her affair with A.J. Lamas, his then-18-year-old son. That would be even weirder than Morgan Freeman and E’Dena Hines.

Na na na na na, Fatman! Yes, we’ve all seen the first onset photos of Ben Affleck as Batman, and he certainly seems to be in pretty solid shape. But sources tell the National Enquirer that at one point, the Oscar winner was one bloated Bruce Wayne. In fact, producers of Batman v Superman were reportedly forced to hire a body double to fill in as the Caped Crusader.